"Community has pulled off one the most patient easter egg: in one episode of each of the first three seasons, the word "Beetlejuice" was used off-handedly in a joke. If you’ve seen the movie Beetlejuice, the titular mischievous ghost would appear in the world of the living if anyone said his name three times. So, sure enough, on the third mention by a Community character, this guy appears in the background for exactly two seconds. They patiently waited three years to reach that punchline."
i’m going to keep reblogging this until everyone recognizes how awesome it is
Oh honey, that’s just how old houses are. They settle. They sometimes creak or groan, or quietly weep, or demand blood sacrifice in voices that sounds like the fluttering wings of a thousand moths. It’s just the house settling. For whatever it can get. Go back to sleep.
ME (SCREAMING INTO PHONE):
ALIEN. IT HAS A TINY ALIEN ON IT.
AND HE'S...THE CIGARETTE HE'S SMOKING SHOULD LOOK LIKE A JOINT
IT'S MARIJUANA. HE'S A LITTLE DOPE SMOKING ALIEN. AND THE CAPTION
THE CAPTION SAYS "SAME SHIT, DIFFERENT PLANET." UNDER THE LITTLE DOPE SMOKING ALIEN.
ME (ASIDE, COVERING MOUTHPIECE):
this is hopeless. no one there speaks english.
no, this is my fault.
I had every opportunity to learn a foreign language by now.
Ah, finally, we are in the month of Septober, beginning of orange allspice flavoured food season.